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This post was inspired by Panama’s latest post on Very Smart Brothas where he analyzes why women like Drake so much.

I remember my first encounter with Drake. It was a email conversation back in February with my buddy Cye.

FEB 16, 2009

cye: that drake tape… shit is ill
cye: wasn’t completely sure, peeped a few tracks. kinda like a hit or miss. last year’s tape gets a solid 7.5.
but this tape receives the official “Cye stamp of approval”.
note: hip hop purists need not click. musiclovers: bemvido
holler
ouxu: drake looks like a fag, but i guess that’s why you like him.
cye: what? you don’t even know what dude looks like! SMH @ you googling Drake you ole “I hope he’s as cute as Killa BH!!” ass nigga
ouxu: lol. he also sings like a fag
cye: damn… eat some breakfast first niggy. tape = fuego. fuck what ya heard
ouxu: faggots say it’s good
cye: lol @ drake http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vvwn8rdBe3I/SSV5966wJvI/AAAAAAAAB3s/xe0uVSpqD70/s400/22851ip0.jpg
ouxu: nooooo
cye: he played a role as a handicapped guy. he can’t diss nobody. they got too much ammo. lolol!
ouxu: hahhahaa.. handicapped faggot ass canadian fag
cye: damn O. tell em why you mad.
ouxu: and come on now… Drake?? that’s a name for a soap character who plays in series like As the world turns. just because he got weezy on a few tracks and lykke li, means he’s cool?
ouxu: lykke li ain’t even cool
cye: hater
wait and see. next year you’ll be doing the Drake dance on your vlog.

And the next day I was in love with “Outro” off his So far Gone Mixtape. Nothing but props for mister Drizzy Drake who set SOB’s on fire last night. (so i’ve heard)

that’s my review.

Jak & Jil becoming or maybe already is my favourite blog. He took the original pic.

“NEVER DID I EVER IMAGINE THAT ONE OF PHOTOS WOULD BE ANIMATED ON SOUTH PARK. I AM AT A TOTAL LOSS OF WORDS. THIS IS TOO GOOD. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT KANYE IS TRULY A GOOD SPORT AND CAN LAUGH AT HIMSELF TOO SOMETIMES. CAPTURING THIS MOMENT OUTSIDE COMME DES GARCONS SHOW IN PARIS WILL GO DOWN AS ONE OF MY FAVORITE FASHION WEEK MOMENTS.”

The fresh ass layout does it for me.

LOL!!!!

Playful happy Maru who makes me smile. I believe he eats well too.

i raise my pets right

Think BIG: HERE and HERE

Wiki excerpt:
Slum Village is a hip hop group from Conant Gardens, Detroit, Michigan. The group was formed by three members: rappers Baatin and T3, plus rapper and producer Jay Dee.

Guess wikipedia is wrong. Photos don’t lie!

Feb 16, 2009

Cye (in Brasil) and me on IM:

7:16 PM Cye: omg are you there?
7:21 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–Vaz9jW054
7:31 PM me: hey mattie (friend)
7:32 PM Cye: what
me: i’m still cooking. i’m gonna watch in a minute.
7:33 PM Cye: housewife ass nigga
7:40 PM me: yeah yeah
7:42 PM lol
7:43 PM i’ve only been watching 45 sec, but i’m dying already.
east europeans shouldn’t rap.
Cye: lol
dyyyyyying
me: lol
7:44 PM lolololol
they’re singing
LOL
LOL
7:45 PM Cye: tears O
me: whahaha
we should make a video like this
LOLOLOL
you diddy. me faith evans
LOLOL
7:46 PM Cye: lolololol
7:47 PM me: Cye the Surinamese rapper & Ouxu the Chinese singer
LMAO

*interlude* (cye blabbers about joe budden, as usual)

continue conversation:
8:18 PM Cye: send me the link to your last.fm
i wanna know what your bitchass is listenin to
pronto nigga
8:19 PM me: lol
i’m dying
http://www.last.fm/user/elefant8

*interlude* (me drooling over some nba all star basketball photos i wanna be like the nba photographers one day)

8:22 PM Cye: why do i even want to know what you’re listening to
me: I always check your last.fm!
sukkel (*something insulting)
Cye: yeah?
then what music do i listen to a lot?
me: dwele
8:23 PM Cye: lol
me: i know
Cye: what is dionne doing on your last.fm?
me: and jayz and flying lotus
Cye: change that shit PRONTO
me: dionne?
oh she’s been on it for years since i got that last.fm account.
Cye: yeah i know. take it down
me: no!
why
Cye: a picture of US nigga

then he sends me 3 photos of us to pick from. lol

8:42 PM cye: you got till midnight
8:43 PM me: LOLOLOLOLOL. THOSE PICS ARE funny!!!!
8:59 PM cye: *refreshed page*
pic is still there nigga. Aperture can wait.
9:30 PM me: no nicky. dionne is a good friend of mine too.
10:03 PM cye: don’t worry, you’ll see

10:06 PM me: where are you?? where did you go?????
10:11 PM cye: i went home.
10:11 PM me: oh i’m glad you’re back online
10:13 PM cye: yeah whatever. but you still gotta choose…dionne or me.
10:13 PM me: lolololol ok cye. choose me or all your friends.
10:29 PM cye: ok. done.
10:32 PM me: whahahhahahahahahhahaha
i know which one you chose
lol if i put that pic of ours on last.fm, they’ll think that account is yours cause you’re in it more prominent.
3:22 AM cye: blabla…you got 44 minutes. if i don’t see me, we’re not friends anymore. peace.
12:09 PM me: i was gone, i went to sleep
12:22 PM cye: *refreshes page*
we’re not friends anymore :*(
fun while it lasted.
12:26 PM me: as you would say: “jealous face ass nigga”
12:30 PM cye: do i know you?
12:31 PM me: lololol. just wait.
12:37 PM me: isn’t this photo lovely?

but this made my day a little bit better.

YBF